What the hell.I got to 35% on my Kindle until I couldn't take it anymore. Gasping and gaping and more gasping. Ach du Heimatland. eta: I keep trying to write more, but I just can't come up with anything other than "What the hell". Apparently I missed out on all the mind blowing, ass whooping sex. But if its anything like "Operation Hymen removal" (again, WTH), I am glad I passed.